why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once
New Pictures of Kristen and Jesse Eisenberg at Annunciation Restaurant in New Orleans April 9, 2014
Like a fine wine. He gets better with age.
I think, as someone mentioned before, that he just decided to go through a second stage of puberty. Kind of like a Pokemon? I dunno but something like that.
Poketom used intense stare, it’s super effective!
why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?
because they can’t even
Hugging tip #54: hug for just a bit too long and whisper ‘hail hydra’ into their ear
I see love as an evolution of friendship.
Jake, your Dad says you have mono. He won’t let me visit but… would you call me? Hey, it’s me again. I just… I’m sorry about what I said at the movie theatre. I just wanted to hear your voice. So, no pressure.